User:Kudarat

""Been there, done that..""

- On Being Top 10 Globally "'IDC leagues buddy, just kill me if you can already!'"

Howdy Pardner,
Welcome ya' all to mah page. I know it's bare and all but just got here yuh know. Me and Buck and Fabien been busy huntin down them dang hackers. Hey Buck, have you seen Fabien anywhere, everywhere? Nowhere?!! Well hell no. No wonder them dang hackers numbers been multiplyin them dang Gameloft's not been helpin at all! Well I guess it's up to you and me now Pardner.

My Playing Style (nowadays): IDC leagues anymore (hated being a slave to rank) I use guns according to my opponents' health-unless it's particularly high in which I'll switch to the Inevitable End, I usually use the Defiler and Charging Rhino and the like, just to enjoy the duels. "On guard.."

About me Pardner

 * Most Wanted Top Ten Globally (but IDC leagues anymore bub)
 * Usually in Most Wanted League Top 100 Globally
 * Reached 5000 league points
 * My health's a secret
 * I'm a Nub-don't know any glitches at all!
 * I'm usually clothed in either Wolfskin Shroud or Death's Hood with Darkwalker Vest and of late in the Trickster Outfit with Sheriff's Jacket and War's Hat
 * Likes: Spawn camping, Inevitable End, Defiler, Mutilator and the neck snap in a kill
 * Dislikes: Hackers, wall mice, Masquerade elixir, the HoK and HoK duels
 * I HATE DYING-that's why I'm a cautious if not a cowardly player but once in a match I go berserk killing and if I'm to be driven away from a match kill me!
 * I'm in the Hacker hunters! (HH) Gang
 * My Game Center Usernames: Kudarat-HH / DatuTalal-HH
 * My GLive Username: DatuTalal
 * I play daily Philippines time (GMT+8)

P.S. Sometimes I just troll around the maps.. El Matadero especially-no shooting and killing either folks!

P.P.S. (Post Postscript) I'd like to thank the people of this wiki; Bash (who was patient enuf with mah stoopid questions-sadly I've more), the founders of this Wiki, Kevin (whom I had a tiff with earlier-so sorry bout that me friend-hands up already Ok?), Deadcyrax (who made pages for me-keep it up bro!), Bossman too (a blackhat-shh), Su (mah moral adviser), Spear (he's frenly eenuf), to the rest of the contributors and Gameloft-for a great game-you've got me hooked!

P.P.P.S. Thanks too Fabien buddy sir fer addin me on your Facebook account-who'd ever guess you'd be as handsome as meself yeah (Wut?! But yuh wearin Death's Hood Kudarat!?). And Danial me friend cuz you've looked me up-I've already added yer humble self sir.

Words to live by:
"You can't kill me."

- Cultists, Six-Guns "Can't wait to taste you."

- Cultists, Six-Guns

"Been a long time since I've seen my own blood."

- The Lord Marshal, The Chronicles of Riddick

"Convert now... or fall forever."

- The Lord Marshal, The Chronicles of Riddick

My Wishlist (it's New Year) to Gameloft:

 * Ban them hackers (even glitches have become valid coz of them)
 * Fix "Stranger" issue-players names can't be identified; hacker or not!
 * Remove the leagues or maybe no ranking just the leagues or maybe only those with VIP can be Top 100 Globally (I know-dis juz mah opinion guys!)
 * Remove weapons cycling-you guys can't even ban hackers now you regulate us!? Or just fix my Hand Dragons glitch! Make it appear in the dang shop in multiplayer!
 * Nerf the Hand of Kisin's STUN or remove it's fast fire glitch! Dagnabbit! What do people have to do to git things done around here?  :(

Shout-out to Gameloft
Thanks much fer actin on mah wishlist buddies! You've nerfed that stoopid Hand o' Kisin, made available mah beloved Hand Dragons through that new weapons console (no more goin through the dang shop) and made a new league point system to boot! I can just see meself pattin you guys on the back but yuh see, me and Buck's and (finally) Fabien off tuh hunt fer more hackers. See ya round boys (and girls).

Addendum:
Who'd ever guess that the league's purty much the same-Gameloft never changed it! Anyhow what's important's I'm goin up in it somehow.. Suffering succotash  :/

P.S. Though the leagues mighty same, I think the reason people been goin up the leagues is that a new anti-hack system is in place!? The lists juz been clearin up and now most o' em damn cheaters are gone. Really really great work guys!

Ban rooted and jailbroken devices!!!
Just like how the Japanese gaming companies do it-this prevents any hacking at all anymore! Jeez just came in from the matches-it's really now full of one-hit killers. And to think that the Trickster update would be any good.. SG's really trashed now. :(

==  Kudarat Message  "Don't bother, I'm Superman  xD"  ==