User:Kudarat

"Been there, done that.."

- On Being Top 10 Globally

Howdy Pardner,
Welcome ya' all to mah page. I know it's bare and all but just got here yuh know. Me and Buck and Fabien been busy huntin down them dang hackers. Hey Buck, have you seen Fabien anywhere, everywhere? Nowhere?!! Well hell no. No wonder them dang hackers numbers been multiplyin them dang Gameloft's not been helpin at all!

Well I guess it's up to you and me now pardner. BTW if you wuz to see me I'm either clothed as an Assassin (Death's Hood and Darkwalker Vest) or a Scout (Wolfskin Shroud and Darkwalker Vest). Wait. Was I an Injun Confederate scout in the Civil War or the Queen's Rangers Company-Britishers loyalists in the American Revolution mate?! Or am I a Fida'yin Hashashin under the Grandmaster Hassan-i Sabbah? I guess them dang potions have gotten me confused somehow. Anyways I'm a figurin you'd be helpin us out? If you wuz to join our camp these are mah likes and dislikes;

Likes: Spawn camping (that'd be me there you see), eating Most Wanteds (burp-excusez-moi) and my Hand Dragons. Like The Inevitable End too-finally an epicure for the stupid HoK.

Dislikes: Hackers, wall mice (sliders/glitchers), Masquerade and the Madness update, HoK duels (I'm a nub at it and find these duels long and tiring) and dying of course. Final Blow grenades too :(

I'll be seein ya in Most Wanted if ever and that is if I can stay in it! Cuz I'm kinda of a cowardly fella-uh player though I never abandon my teammates in the heat of battle. Get real nervous online cuz I hate dyin yuh see and play only about an hour a day at the most. Imma lazy player hehe. Well, this is it pardner, pardon me for not shakin yer hand, my trigger fingers..' (me and Buck's) uh gettin itchy ye know..

Thanks fer the help buddy. Be seein you around I guess..

P.S. Sometimes IDC leagues and juz troll around the maps.. El Matadero especially, no shootin and killin folks! Shout-out to Zeysan wud've loved to troll some more buddy the last time but cudn't stay cuz I wuz after league points buddy!

P.P.S. (Post Postscript) Add me! Game Center: Kudar4t/DatuTalaL!!/GLive: GLKudarat/DatuTalal

P.P.P.S. I'd like to thank the people of this wiki; Bash (who was patient enuf with mah stoopid questions-sadly I've more), the founders of this Wiki, Kevin (whom I had a tiff with earlier-so sorry bout that me friend-hands up already Ok?), Deadcyrax (who made pages for me-keep it up bro!), Bossman too (a blackhat-shh), Su (mah moral adviser), Spear (he's frenly eenuf), to the rest of the contributors and Gameloft-for a great game-you've got me hooked!

P.P.P.P.S. Thanks too Fabien buddy sir fer addin me on your Facebook account-who'd ever guess you'd be as handsome as meself yeah (wut?! but yuh wearin Death's hood Kudarat!?). And Danial me friend cuz you've looked me up-I've already added yer humble self sir.

Words to live by:
"Talk is cheap."

"Have gun-will travel."

"Been a long time since I've seen my own blood."

- The Lord Marshal, The Chronicles of Riddick

"Convert now... or fall forever."

- The Lord Marshal, The Chronicles of Riddick "A good death is its own reward."

- Sub-Commander Faora, Man of Steel





My Wishlist (it's New Year) to Gameloft:

 * Ban them hackers (even glitches have become valid coz of them)
 * Fix "Stranger" issue-players names can't be identified; hacker or not!
 * Remove the leagues or maybe no ranking just the leagues or maybe only those with VIP can be Top 100 Globally (I know-dis juz mah opinion guys!)
 * Remove weapons cycling-you guys can't even ban hackers now you regulate us!? Or just fix my Hand Dragons glitch! Make it appear in the dang shop in multiplayer!
 * Nerf the Hand of Kisin's STUN or remove it's fast fire glitch! Dagnabbit! What do people have to do to git things done around here?  :(

Shout-out to Gameloft
Thanks much fer actin on mah wishlist buddies! You've nerfed that stoopid Hand o' Kisin, made available mah beloved Hand Dragons through that new weapons console (no more goin through the dang shop) and made a new league point system to boot! I can just see meself pattin you guys on the back but yuh see, me and Buck's and (finally) Fabien off tuh hunt fer more hackers. See ya round boys (and girls).

Addendum:
Who'd ever guess that the league's purty much the same-Gameloft never changed it! Anyhow what's important's I'm goin up in it somehow.. Suffering succotash  :/

P.S. Though the leagues mighty same, I think the reason people been goin up the leagues is that a new anti-hack system is in place!? The lists juz been clearin up and now most o' em damn cheaters are gone. Really really great work guys!